'Twerking goblin ruins man's love life'
Published: 2015 September 26 08:12:57 (11625 Views)
A 42-year-old man from Soweto man claims a jealous goblin has disabled his manhood and ruined his sex life.
He claims that years of sleeping with the invisible creature left him unable to keep a real woman because he leaves them frustrated and as a result he has lost two wives and several girlfriends.
"The only time I enjoy sex is when I make love to the tokoloshe," he said.
"My first wife left me, saying I didn't satisfy her. My other wife dumped me for the same reason.
"I've had over 15 girlfriends in two years who left me after our first meeting. After disappointing them in bed I never hear from them again."
The frustrated man said the goblin's visits began in 2009.
"It would come into my room and twerk."
He said he tried many traditional remedies and visited the Men's Clinic, but nothing helped.
Source - Dailysun
He claims that years of sleeping with the invisible creature left him unable to keep a real woman because he leaves them frustrated and as a result he has lost two wives and several girlfriends.
"The only time I enjoy sex is when I make love to the tokoloshe," he said.
"My first wife left me, saying I didn't satisfy her. My other wife dumped me for the same reason.
"I've had over 15 girlfriends in two years who left me after our first meeting. After disappointing them in bed I never hear from them again."
The frustrated man said the goblin's visits began in 2009.
"It would come into my room and twerk."
He said he tried many traditional remedies and visited the Men's Clinic, but nothing helped.
Source - Dailysun
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